post halloween traumatic stress disorder...
+275 pieces of candy purchased.
-30 pieces of candy consumed by purchasers of said candy.
-245 window banging, sugar crazed children
equals:
- no candy left by 7:20 p.m.
- smashed pumpkins all over street
- me shaking heads at parents who seem to think that it is acceptable to walk their children around the neighbourhood drinking out of bottles of beer and smoking pot.
posted by tami @ 11:04 AM
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The kids had to view the "Beware of Dog" signs, for those who don't know we have three gentle loving dogs this stopped them, then they had to squeeze around the pontoon boat in the driveway which gave a great spotlight view of a mummy, a skeleton and a witch on the garage door, and another mummy on the garden trellis; if they made it to the front porch there was a life sized witch with skeleton arms and hands, long black hair blowing in the wind, her green warty nose almost resting on her stuffed chest, and at her feet was the empty wine bottle, a kettle full of various skeleton limbs and a gravestone. On her fingers was a bat and attached to her chair was a human skull. Needless to say we didn't have as many callers that actually made it to the door this year, so I have about 50 items left. Tasty morsels of goodness yum!
Last year we had eggs thrown on our door and windows. So we moved!
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